I Movd to Tumblr

I am a sheep. A lemming. I hate myself.

http://menstrom.tumblr.com

Insect Porn

Isabella Rossellini reenacts the mating rituals of various insects. The bee and snail ones are especially disturbing.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno

Instant Rimshot

When a chuckle just doesn't suffice...

InstantRimshot.com

Things I want said at my funeral

"He was an excellent father to me."
-Former Heisman Trophy Winner and President of the United States

"What a great friend and confidant."
-150-year-old Hugh Hefner

"I guess we'll have to give this award posthomously."
-The Nobel Prize Committee

Other Names Gnarls Barkley Considered

Snarls Barkley
Quarells Barkley
Charles Sparkly
Faux Montana

Grammer Nazi

A special thanks to Happy Happy Kevin Kukamunga for the photoshop skills.

I want to buy a bike shop so I can name it Menstrom Cycles.