Sheneck in Target: "Did you watch the NASCAR award show last night?"
Redneck: "No, but I recorded it."
Showing posts with label droll. Show all posts
Showing posts with label droll. Show all posts
11.30.2007
Chuck Norris jokes are still funny, right?
Towards the end of the Chuck Norris craze, I submitted a couple "facts." Unbeknownst to me, one of them made the top 100. As a matter of fact, it currently sits at 28th (yes, I counted)... 0.013 points behind "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
11.29.2007
Expanding the Vernacular
Fire Engines - noun
Overweight women who wear red when going out. Called thus for being large, conspicuous, and able to be heard from across the room.
It must be a four-alarm night. The fire engines are out in full force.
Overweight women who wear red when going out. Called thus for being large, conspicuous, and able to be heard from across the room.
It must be a four-alarm night. The fire engines are out in full force.
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