Fire Engines - noun
Overweight women who wear red when going out. Called thus for being large, conspicuous, and able to be heard from across the room.
It must be a four-alarm night. The fire engines are out in full force.
About Me
- Matt
- Smart, handsome, and funny... all words my grandmother would use to describe me. Others may argue that sarcastic, egocentric, and mildly entertaining are more accurate.
2 comments:
A wise man once described why they do this to me...
"If you're staring at my fat tits you won't notice the double chin".
Brilliant!!!!
nazanin rupender k thx
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